[:phoneme on]
[:np] [:ra 250]
Hello. This is the factory default Paul voice. I will now test the other voices.
[:nb] I'm Beautiful Betty, the default female voice.
[:nh] I'm Huge Harry.
[:nd] I'm Doctor Dennis.
[:nf] I'm Frail Frank.
[:nu] I'm Uppity Ursula.
[:nr] I'm Rough Rita.
[:nw] I'm Whispering Wendy.
[:nk] and I'm Kit the Kid.
[:np]
Now I'll let the DECtalk manual describe us.
[:np]       Perfect Paul           Standard male voice.
[:nb]       Beautiful Betty Standard female voice.
[:nh]       Huge Harry      Deep male voice.
[:nf]       Frail Frank            Older male voice.
[:nk]       Kit the Kid             Child's voice (about 10 years
old).
[:nr]       Rough Rita      Deep female voice.
[:nu]       Uppity Ursula   Light female voice.
[:nd]       Doctor Dennis   Breathy male voice.
[:nw]       Whispering Wendy Whispery female voice.

[:np]
Okay, let's test a few custom voices.
[:nf] [:dv br 0 la 0 sr 100 hr 100 ap 150 pr 95] [:ra 220] This is the voice of Rimmer from Red Dwarf.
Lister, we are being tested! I don't know what to do!
[:nf] [:ra 240] [:dv br 0 hs 95 ap 100 as 100 pr 220 hr 30 sr 30] This is Lister.
Rimmer! Come over here and help me with this new speech synthesizer!
[:np] [:dv as 0 bf 0 la 20 nf 00 ri 100 sm 0 hr 0 sr 0] [:ra 220] This is Holly.
This is an important announcement. All persons aboard this ship are to report to the voice calibration office at once. That is all.
[:np] [:dv br 100 lx 100 bf 100 hr 100 sr 100 as 100 qu 100 ap 110 pr 150 sx 1 la 0]  [:ra 210] This is the voice of the toaster.
I don't know where this voice calibration office is. Does anyone want some toast?
[:np] [:dv sm 1 hs 90  br 0 ri 0 la 0] [:ra 250] I'm the cat.
Who says my voice needs to be calibrated? I want fishies!
[:nd] [:dv as 0 bf 0 la 20 nf 00 ri 100 hr 0 sr 0] [:ra 220] I'm Queeg 500.
None of you have any credit, so you may not use the voice calibrator.
[:nu] [:dv as 1 bf 10 la 30 nf 10 ri 100 sm 50 hr 100 sr 20 ap 130] [:ra 240] I'm the newer voice of Holly.
I'm picking something up. It's another ship. Its name is Deck Talk or something very close. They have been conducting an experiment on us all this time. That would explain why we've been saying all these silly things. I knew I was having trouble finding a record of any voice calibration office on Red Dwarf.