[:phone arpa on] [:np] A California Shaggy Bear Tale for Seven DECtalk Voices. By Dennis Klatt. [:nh] This story was used to demonstrate DECtalk at ['aykaesp] 84, in May of 1984, at San Diego California. [:np] Once upon a time, there were three bears. They lived in the great forest and tried to adjust to modern times. [:nh] I'm papa bear. I love my family, but I love ["]honey best. [:nb] I'm mama bear. Being a mama bear is a drag. [:nk] I'm baby bear and I have trouble relating to all of the demands of older bears. [:np] One day, the three bears [)] left their condominium to search for honey. While they were gone, a beautiful young lady snuck into the bedroom through an open window. [:nw] My name is Whispering Wendy. My purpose in entering this building should be clear. I am planning to steal the family jewels. [:np] [+] Hot on her trail was the famous police detective, Frail Frank. [:nf] Have you seen a lady carrying a laundry bag over her shoulder? [:np] A woman, kneeling with her left ear firmly placed against a large rock, responded. [:nu] ["]No. No [/]one passed this [/\]way. I've been listening for ["]earthquakes all morning, but have only spotted three bears searching for honey.